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Szabad Föld is a weekly newspaper published in Budapest, Hungary. The paper has been in circulation since 1945.
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Reckless Kelly Was Here is a live CD/DVD by Reckless Kelly. It is the band's second live album and the first to include a DVD.
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Revolutionary Spring: Fighting for a New World 1848–1849 is a book written by Christopher Clark and published by the Crown Books division of Penguin Random House in 2023. It explores the history of the European revolutions of 1848.
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