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{"type":"programming","setup":"How do you comfort a designer?","punchline":"You give them some space... between the elements.","id":439}
{"fact":"A cat's smell is their strongest sense, and they rely on this leading sense to identify people and objects; a feline's sense of smell is 14x better than a human's.","length":163}
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Odacanthini is a tribe of ground beetles in the family Carabidae. There are more than 40 genera and 680 described species in Odacanthini.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?","punchline":"The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.","id":92}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fly without wings?","punchline":"A walk.","id":206}
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The Daily Inqilab is a major daily newspaper in Bangladesh, published from Dhaka in the Bengali language. It was founded by Maulana MA Mannan, on June 4, 1986. Its main slogan is ‘Only for the country and the people’.
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