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Christ's Appearance to Mary Magdalene after the Resurrection is a painting by Russian artist Alexander Ivanov (1806–1858), completed in 1835. The painting is housed in the State Russian Museum in St. Petersburg. It measures 242 × 321 cm. The canvas depicts Mary Magdalene and Jesus Christ in a life-size two-figure composition. The painting depicts the moment in the Gospel story when Mary Magdalene recognises the risen Christ. However, he stops her impulse by telling her, \"Do not cling to me, for I have not yet ascended to the Father\".
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General Hayrullah Fişek (1885–1975) was a career officer in the Ottoman Army and the Turkish Army.
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