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Judaa is the seventh studio album by Indian singer Amrinder Gill, released on 5 November 2011, by Envy Entertainment, Music Waves, Speed Records and Times Music. The album was produced by Dr Zeus. The lyrics were penned by Bilal Saeed, Raj Kakra, and Nimma Loharka. The album was followed by Judaa 2 (2014), which featured mostly similar artists.
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