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Frederick Stewart was an educationist and British colonial administrator, who served as the Colonial Secretary in Hong Kong from 1887 to 1889. He is considered \"The Founder of Hong Kong Education\" for integrating a modern western-style education model into the colonial Hong Kong school systems. Stewart could speak fluent Cantonese, which was vital to his work in the 19th century.
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{"fact":"The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20 inches (50 cm) long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs (1.2 kg).","length":145}
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{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}